Teacher Wanjiku funniest comic in Nairobi

She came she saw she conquered!! That’s the new definition of Wanjiku the Teacher. Caroline Wanjiku aka Teacher Wanjiku is one of the Top comedians on Churchill show that have risen in the shortest time. Her witty jokes will crack your ribs like no one else. Previously comedy has been dominated by Men the likes of former Redykulas crew and intrukalas including Churchill himself. Teacher Wanjiku has elevated the Churchill show by making it even more popular. You don’t wanna miss her lessons. How many people can make you laugh with only a chalk and a piece of a board? Her style of comedy is very unique and easy to relate to.

photo courtesy of wanjikutheteacher.com

Teacher Wanjiku started doing her thing at the Heartstrings theater by appearing on a play titled 43rd Kenyan tribe. She got her big break on Churchill show after her YouTube video got a massive 200,000 views on YouTube after the first show. Since then her videos on YouTube titled Teacher Wanjiku Lessons have gotten a big viewership.

Airtel Kenya was quick to notice her talent and she has signed up a multi million deal with Airtel as their face for the 2 bob across all network Campaign. Her photos are all over on billboards and on TV ads which I think has also boasted her resume in the Comedy industry. Just like Eric Omondi started. Some people think she has replaced Omondi’s popularity on Churchill show. Personally I tune in just to watch her finalize and close the show.

photo courtesy of wanjikutheteacher.com

Beside that Teacher Wanjiku is a proud parent of a young daughter who happens to be also her number one fan.
She also recently launched a website where you can learn more about her comedy and shows. The website has a twitter feed to follow her activities, photo gallery and some of her jokes.
Stay tuned for more..Kaa Lada…ALama ya duku duku!!!

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Sheila Mwanyigha vaseline billboard photos causing ripples

The former Tusker project fame presenter is gracing the Billboards with semi nude advert photos. I bet you knew Kenyans were going to talk about it. We are not used to this kind of adverts .I will say that this got to be a very smart move by Unilever to use a Entertainment figure like Sheila Mwanyigha who is currently a presenter with NTV am live.

If you have used Uhuru highway, jogoo road or stumbled upon the Advert on Norwich union mama ngina street then you will have to agree the advert is going to sell more to men.I almost forgot Vaseline lotion still exists .Now the supermarkets will be flooded with men asking for directions to the lotion counter only to find the product not bearing the bootylicious figure of Sheila Mwanyigha photos..he..he.

Reminds me of the program that used to air on K-24 something, like K-connect .Where the presenters were talking about sex with the disguise of Mombasa raha. Indeed sex sells period. Are we moving from the conservative nation to more liberal country with a new crop of the so called Divas and celebrities like Huddah Monroe and Vera sidika?  For me the advert is moderate I don’t mind appreciating smooth and curvaceous body. It goes beyond to show of one’s responsibility to eat and take care of you body.

The next time you come across the advert and you are driving please keep your eyes focused on the pedal to the metal. Hapa najua kutakua na shida!!

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Weird questions crazy answers

1)Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!

2)Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

3)Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you position your ass andthen move your legs.
To ride a woman you position your legs andthen move your ass

4)Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

5)Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own

6)Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward.backward...forward...stop and eject

7)Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble .


8.)......................................................................................????
A: answer that

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crazy Kenyan fears

1.The fear of drinking tea without sugar............Dufear

2.The fear of doing business........................fearshara

  
3.David Rudisha's fear of wearing shoez..............Feartu
NB: Big up rudisha for bringing back Gold to the homeland

Amerudisha gold pare pare irikuwa...He..he

4.Fear of avacados...................................Markorofear

5.Fear of potatoes...................................Fearsi

6.Fear of political parties..........................Fearma

7.Fear of wearing a cap...............................Kofear

 8.Fear of juice........................................aaFear

And the killer one wait for it!!!!!!

9.Fear of being insulted .......................maFearyakuku..

. Ha....Ha

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A little grooming "down there" isn't just polite

A young lady was pondering the origin of different types of nuts..so she asked
"daddy, if there were nuts on a wall, would those be walnuts?"
to which he replied
"yes hunny."...
she asked again..
" daddy, if there are nuts on a chest, would those be chestnuts?"..
to which he replied "yes hunny."...
excited about her correct answers she then asked
"daddy, if I had nuts on my chin, would those be chinnuts?"
to which he replied..
"NAW HUNNY THEN YOU'D HAVE A DICK IN YA MOUTH."....


it's expected. Here's how to handle your package with care...

I do Mohawk alot..don't copy me, things might turn ugly...He..he..he

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Crazy TXT messages i get everyday

Wahenga walisema "Mavi ya kale hayanuki" Lets ask ourselves three crucial questions:

1.  Hawa wahenga hawakuwa na kazi ya kufanya ndio waanze kunusa mavi ya watu?
2. Kwani huyu "Kale" alikuwa akila nini ndio mavi yake yanuke?
3. Walikuwa wamenusa ngapi ndio wafikie  ya "kale"

Tafakari hayo
Sio mimi ni wahenga na kasheshe zao!!!!

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Is these real

 I can't believe how they did it..These should be on the guiness book of records

I definitely agree with these two.Men's antenna's are always on the look out for hotspots.And the Usb ports ready for any USB.as long as the usb is thoroughly scanned for malware and virus before plugiin  in..Ha..ha





 These is the smallest chameleon , it stands at the tip of a mathcbox..True story

 Did you notice? What? Where? Yes its there

 Most people feared these species of poultry , even me i could have said the same thing in such a situation. Run baby Run..

 Spotted in a campus

   

 Guess where these huts are foun in kenya.
Air conditioner bwanah...

 Can you imagine these in our country

 Creativity

Have a great weekend People

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Esther mwende cd launch. ft pastor M. Njoroge video relo

Did you know that kenya ranks 2rd in Africa countries with the most traffic on social media and internet usage.And did you also know that we got mad creative talent..as you can see the video is already out.Mwende ft Pastor video...Long live PHOTOSHOP.### NOMA sana

 

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Its Freaking Cold in Nairobi

Its freaking cold in Nairobi.I understand some people forgot the taste of full shower.With some even purchasing those cheap Perfumes sold in Eastleigh to make sure they keep smelling good despite not taking a shower.I came across these photo of a guy who ain't worried of the cold season

Belting some crazy songs as you take that shower will help ease the cold water...ha..ha
Or consider these guy who decided to get clean by doing the Not obvious thing.

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These come baby come phrase have evolved (kweli) for real.From come baby come to...Squat baby Squat, comeback baby come , Cum baby Cum..Whats the funniest that you guys have come across.

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Freedom of crazy expression

Wassup people..you can rant,comment,pour your mind and soul on these blog unlike facebook groups where guys would rather stay with what's on their mind.We tell it like it is but please keep the Discussions free of tribal hatespeech.We are all kenyans and wish to achieve United States of Kenyan republic state one Day..

Cheers
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